Slop Cleanup — Silicon Valley
A first-person AI-industry demolition sim.
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Day 1 · 15:47
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Slop Cleanup

The AI-industrial complex has metastasized into Silicon Valley — a metropolis of GPT wrappers, cathedral-sized datacenters, and founders in vests. You have a rocket launcher and a mandate. Only one side leaves standing.
MISSION 01
First Blood
Warm up the trigger finger. Raze 3 startups.
MISSION 02
Cathedral of Compute
Take out the datacenters. Bring a plane.
MISSION 03
Blackout
Level the Power Tower. Kill the grid.
MISSION 04
Meet the Founders
Talk to the founders. Then judge them.
MISSION 05
Total Cleanup
Finish the job. Every wrapper falls.
ON FOOT: WASD move · Mouse look · L-click rocket · G grenade · Shift sprint · Space jump · E interact · V slap · F plane
IN PLANE: Mouse steer · W throttle · S slow · A/D roll · Space climb · Shift dive · L-click bomb · Q A-bomb · F land
Click to begin — Mission 01

The slop is cleansed.

You razed every wrapper, every datacenter, every founder's dream deck.

You've been mid-curved.

A rogue security drone took the last of your composure.